Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Laws


1 Act mechanic repair:
After your hands become completely covered with oil it, they will
nose or you will have to go to the toilet.

2 Law of the workshop:
Any tool that you drop out of the hands will roll into the least accessible
angle.

3 Law of probability:
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4 Law phones
When you dial a wrong number, the line will be busy.

5 Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss I'm late for work because you emptied the tires on the car,
the next morning you will be emptied on a car tire.

6 Variation Law:
When you cross the street to another bar, the one where you were going to start
Move faster than the one in which you are located.

7 Bathroom theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, it rings the phone (which
you have beside you.

8 Law of Close Encounters:
The probability that you will meet someone you know increases when you are
the company of the person you do not want to see you.

9 Law results:
When you want to show you how to master a household appliance does not work, the unit will
work through.

10th Law of coffee:
The moment you sit down to drink only boiled hot coffee, the boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cool.

11th Law carpet:
The probability that a slice of bread coated with jam smeared fall on the side
directly related to how much of the carpet on the floor of a new, as well as its
price.

12th Law logical argument:
Anything is possible ... If you do not know what you mean.

13th The law of consumption:
When you find a product that you really like, they will stop it
produce.

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